hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

grammar is important 

(Source: piplump, via snotchers)

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dutchster:
togetherbehindcloseddoors:

❤️❤️
thewhiteofblack:

we-want-porn:


deanandlanaexploring.tumblr.com
Best seat in the house.  
- Dean

I won’t argue with you there. Thank you both for submitting.
-Jay

Yo the perspective tho

thewhiteofblack:

we-want-porn:

deanandlanaexploring.tumblr.com

Best seat in the house.  

- Dean

I won’t argue with you there. Thank you both for submitting.

-Jay

Yo the perspective tho

(via babycuts)

likeafieldmouse:

Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)

(via philolspice)

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

image

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

(via philolspice)

capnorannge:

theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

This is how I will explain sexual intercourse to my children that I wont have

(via xludicolo)

gastrictank:

bee dad

(via fucktahpolice)

disembodiedangelfeet:

acciobong:

By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord.

Go big or go home

(via silksuccubus)